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from the Dante Alighieri of the Delta

 

Satan Leaves the Delta! Too much competition!

 

Events described herein  are for entertainment purposes and to provoke awareness. Any similarities to persons living or dead are intended only as satirical portrayal. CSPA is not the source and does not necessarily endorse or  agree with any of the opinions expressed. Ed.

 

by The Mouse that Roared
August 18, 2009 -- During a recent interview with Satan, he complained, “I just can’t compete with the politicians and special interest groups!” The low moan of a violent wind sounded though no storm had been forecast. Small objects flew across the room and hit the wall. The hell dweller was angry!

 

Though my knees were shaking, I asked , “What’s the problem?” 

 

Beelzebub replied, “I only need to gather a few souls to fill my monthly quota. We need more help shoveling coal into the nether furnace but those *&*9%% politicians are so skilled at demoralizing my victims and destroying their souls, that they become useless shells, no good for anything! Their pensions are stolen, their investments decimated and devalued, their hope is destroyed."

 

"That is just the beginning. I was given the corner on the market to lie, cheat and deceive mankind. My franchise is being destroyed by these scheming, greedy, politicians and special interest groups. Those skilled fleecers make false promises to encourage the populace to invest their hearts and souls into a dream. Then those same fleecers take it all away and leave behind empty husks. There is nothing left for ME to exploit! I can’t compete. They’ve beaten me at my own game!”

 

“Nobody remembers, ‘Going Postal.’ That was MINE! I did that… I feel so USELESS,” cried the demonic furnace keeper!”

 

“Now, the huckster politicians with their land grabs, condemn and bulldoze usable homes, steal the land under for a song, and steal the water, only to sell it to fund further obscene political special interest behavior. You think that I need water?” Satan shrieked. “ I live in HELL! However, there is a place called California where the plotting and scheming of politicians and special interests exceed my powers! They impose their will on the unfortunates there almost without resistance.”

 

“I figured that ‘If you can’t beat ‘em , join ‘em’ and I even put in my application with Avaricious Arnold.  During the interview, he told me that I did not have enough experience for their kind of work. Can you believe that? I even told him that I had mentored Gray Davis and taught him how to  pander to the special interests and dump the bill on taxpayers. But the Terminator let me know he was going to outdo that previous destructive plan.”

 

“You want to steal the water? Not a chance!  I’m going to STEAL the water.” He said as he cackled with demonic glee. “I’m going to suck it out of the delta with a giant trough and cut my buddies in to special deals all the way to San Diego! No EIR, no plan, just do it!”

 

“What did you say, what about the people? What about them? Who cares? They have no right to try to ruin MY LEGACY! Before the girlie-men in Northern California know it, it will be too late for them. I’m already digging the samples necessary to plot the canal route! Any unfortunates who dare to protest or file legal actions will know the pain of the government steamroller!“ A barbarian like laugh came from his cigar clenched lips as he finished speaking.

 

The King of Demons paused to collect his thoughts, and then with an air of finality, he spoke slowly; “Now you can see why I am tired of trying to compete with these politicians and special interests! They outdo me, and leave my victims penniless and without hope of salvation. Whyyyyyyyy, God, Whyyyyyyyyy,” the prince of evil screamed in  primal despair!

 

I was at once amazed and frightened by his entreaty to God and then I realized that the devil was once a fallen angel.

 

Suddenly, poof, he disappeared in a flash with nothing behind but an aroma of brimstone. His job, sad to say, had been OUTSOURCED!

 

For the first time, I felt sorry for Satan. Who would have imagined that mere mortal politicians could accomplish this?


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Speaking of ANGELS those of us in the Delta area need some of our own. We need to join together to defeat the misguided, greed motivated, government menace to our way of life, our property, our happiness. If you would like to tell your own story  and join with us for the collective good, the email address is deltalover@sbcglobal.net. IF we do not unite, we are nothing but small fodder for the special interest groups and their nefarious designs on our water, our properties and our happiness.


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Reading list:

 

http://www.contracostatimes.com/news/ci_12439808?nclick_check=1

Please read this excellent article from Mike Taugher of our very own Contra Costa Times .  It is one of a series on the strange goings on with our Delta water and the DWR and wealthy Kern County landowners who benefitted immensely at our expense. 

 

Search for and read the entire series by entering “Taugher” at the search field on the main web page of http://contracostatimes.com .  Mr. Taugher’s diligent research will corroborate what we are telling you here. These evildoers count upon people acting as “sheeple”  as a key component of successful looting of our resources and our tax monies.

 

WE CANNOT AFFORD TO BE “SHEEPLE”!  

 

THE MOUSE THAT ROARED!

 

deltalover@sbcglobal.net